Sports Rules:
Here are some simple rules on how to be an appropriate sports fan:
- There is a difference between "bandwagoning" and supporting a team whose franchise has not seen success in decades.
- Bandwagoning example: "OMFG teh 493R5 r d4 b35t t34m 3v3R 4nD c4nn0t b3 b34t3n 3v3R. 493R5 4 LYf3." -Douchebag who lives in Arizona
- Sports fan example: "I hope the Pittsburgh Pirates make the playoffs. They are doing well this season and haven't been relevant in decades." -Reasonable dude in Arizona
- The TV cannot hear you, nor can it relay your anger/happiness to the actual teams/players/referees no matter how loud you get.
- Please stop this at once.
- How much team gear you own/wear does not relate to how big of a fan you are, nor will it affect the outcome of the game.
- Just because you wore that jersey last week and your team won does not mean that wearing it again without washing it will produce the same outcome.
- If someone is wearing the other team's jersey, that does not automatically make them a douchebag. Wait until they open their mouth and say something stupid to make said judgment.
- That is, unless they are a Packers/New York/Boston fan.
- If your team wins, it doesn't make you a winner.
- No one cares about who you have on your fantasy sports team.
- Put your shirt back on.
- No one wants to see that, bro.
